It’s Elementary. Valentine’s Day is not the time to make a Boo Boo Honey. You want your loved one to know they are a Person of Interest to you. Whether you are a Modern Family or among the Young and the Restless, you don’t have to Keep Up With the Kardishians or take a trip to Vegas.
Ladies, even if you are one of Two Broke Girls vying for his love, you can get some simple craft supplies to decorate the Castle. No Extreme Makeover needed.
Be The Good Wife and do some Goodwill Hunting to find reasonably priced decorations. You can earn bonus points by including the cat if your sweetheart Must Love Pets. You don’t have to be a Jersey Girl to be his American Idol.
Gentlemen, even if you are just a regular Family Guy, send her flowers at The Office. Be sure to include a card that says P.S. I Love You. It will get you a lot of Leverage. Roses can be expensive, but The Price is Right if you no longer want to be The Bachelor. After all, if there are Two and a Half Men in her Life, you don’t want to be The Biggest Loser.
So for today’s Favorites of the Fifth, my suggested favorite place to go is Pesches, Bertholds, or your own local florist. You don’t want her Trading Spouses or calling Dr. Phil for Anger Management.
I know you can do this, because America’s Got Talent and we all want Happy Endings. Deal or No Deal?
Very clever and funny!!!